Meet the team

Zoega was formed in early 2005 by Sean Zoega around the innovative and flexible i-toc and pic-toc concepts.

Recognising the huge potential of his idea, Sean set about putting together a team of the requisite talent and strangeness who could paint his dream into the mouthwatering reality it has today become.

Sean Zoega
Role:
Making it happen
Cuss quotient:
200
Meal in Minutes:
80
VCR programming:
92
Quaff-ability:
95
Joke retelling:
0.4

Of indeterminate but possibly Celtic origin, Sean posseses a huge brain which can be used for thinking. Heīs really a clever chappie who has done lots of impressive corporate stuff. Oh yes, and all this i-toc and pic-toc thing - it`s his fault. The boss, head honcho, numero uno etc. etc.

Yan Cowles
Role:
Pretty Pictures
Cuss quotient:
150
Meal in Minutes:
5
VCR programming:
-8
Quaff-ability:
70
Joke retelling:
Twelveteen

Hailing from somewhere grimly northern, still resents lack of model good looks. Sees himself as handsome man trapped in unattractive man`s body. Plucked from obscurity by Sean Zoega whilst producing chalk pavement art with offer of brand new windsor and newton painting set. Still wondering when opportunity will arise to use burnt ochre or prussian blue.

Joanne
Waterhouse
Role:
Keeping it retail
Cuss quotient:
112
Meal in Minutes:
2
VCR programming:
NA
Quaff-ability:
83.4
Joke retelling:
girl!

The stunningly attractive Jo, is our retail designer constantly reminding us of you. She also lights up the office with her natural glamour and makes all us blokes seem dour and grey.

George
McMahon
Role:
abstract thought
Cuss quotient:
Glaswegian
Meal in Minutes:
17
VCR programming:
NO
Quaff-ability:
infinite
Joke retelling:
7

between posing George is known for exuberant flights of fancy of abstract thought...or it could be that none us can understand his Glaswegian accent. Anyway George is totally brilliant and reminds us of such on a regular basis.